Parity Pipeline

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Inspired by the 2,000 person anti-LGBTQ protest against the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence at Dodger Stadium, alt-right journalists Fanny and Richie Cox investigate the organization to expose the evils of drag queen nuns. Failing to find evidence of sin while interviewing LA Sisters – instead learning only of their community service – Richie and Fanny follow them to Vegas for their annual gathering, Conclave. There, our cameras reveal that Fanny and Richie are in (cis het) closets of their own: Fanny secretly takes hormones and weight-loss injections to appeal to Richie, while Richie dabbles on queer hookup sites, looking for sex.

They interview beneficiaries of the Sisters’ charity, including a free pharmacy program for HIV+ patients. Unable to accept that drag nuns might be good, they go undercover as “homosexuals” to a Vegas Kink Pride party hoping to dig up some dirt. Richie withers under the pressure while Fanny has an awakening. 

The next morning, they head to church for an official comment on the Sisters. Instead, they are confronted by an activist and learn that at least 37 clergymen in the Las Vegas Archdiocese have sexually abused children – and that many of the survivors turn to the Sisters for support. Richie and Fanny leave Vegas, questioning their beliefs.

Desperate for the approval of network star Sherry Kering (Christine Taylor), they recommit to their investigation, attending book-banning events with a Mom Against Liberty (Lux Pascal), but are thwarted on air by a nun (Jen Richards) impressed with the Sisters' good deeds, ruining their exposé.

Forced to confront their failures, they “come out” to each other, vowing to be truer and kinder from this day forward… But just when we hope for a change of heart, they rant about the power of queer brainwashing on the next episode of their show – it almost got them!