FAMOUS AGORAPHOBIC WOMAN TELLS ALL! is like SUNSET BOULEVARD, only it's not silent films that died, it's Zoe Mark's career as a commercial actor. She can't even get a callback for a hemorrhoid commercial. Her marriage is on its last legs when she decides to become a director of reality TV, only she can't find a subject. Finally, after a failed attempt at a talk show on public access TV, she turns into a shut in, writing Susan Lucci's memoir as a ghost writer. Until the day Y2K comes and a satellite cuts off all communication and the little boy next door falls into the pool. Zoe has to confront her self-absorbed self and comes out a hero, at which point the fame she'd always sought is thrust on her only to find she no longer wants it.