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Catastrophe Queens

Directed by Jessica Landry

Two washed up, rival C-list TV actresses fight to remain relevant all while becoming unwittingly entangled in a doomsday cult’s plan to kickstart the apocalypse. The problem? They're both the key to stopping it...all they have to do is work together.

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Synopsis

CATASTROPHE QUEENS follows frenemies Hazel Hellborne and Babe-ula (aka Hazel Thompson and Barbara Menzel), two washed up, rival C-list actresses who fight to remain relevant in today’s society all while becoming unwittingly entangled in a doomsday cult’s plan to kickstart the apocalypse.

 

The two women frequent the convention circuit as their way of making ends meet, selling their autographs and posing for awkward photos with kids young enough to be their grandchildren.

 

When, at one convention in Winnipeg, they discover that their characters are being rebooted with younger, slimmer actresses, essentially cutting them off from their only source of income. If that’s not bad enough, on their way out, they’re attacked by demonic creatures who try to drag them off who knows where for who knows what. Luckily, a ragtag group of misfits shows up just in the nick of time and saves Hazel and Barb from certain doom. The leader of the group, an Indigenous woman named Nadie, tells them what’s going on to the best of her knowledge (the whole doomsday cult bringing forth the end times thing), and that Hazel and Barb are the key to stopping it. All they have to do is work together. Which is easier said than done.

Bio

Jessica Landry is a screenwriter, director, and Bram Stoker Award-winning author. Her original horror feature, MY ONLY SUNSHINE, was accepted into Whistler Film Festival’s Screenwriters Lab in 2020 and is in development, with Jessica set to direct. In 2021, she was accepted into the CFC/Netflix Project Development Accelerator with her original horror/comedy series, CATASTROPHE QUEENS, which is currently under option; as well as TIFF’s inaugural Series Accelerator program (September 2022) and NSI’s Series Incubator program (November 2021) with her original limited drama series, GHOSTS OF LAKELAND. She’s directed a proof-of-concept short film based on GHOSTS OF LAKELAND, followed by TESTAMENT, a drama funded by the NSI’s Cinematoba program, and is currently gearing up to film her next original short, a dark comedy entitled I FALL TO PIECES. Jessica has several original projects under option, including WE SHALL BE MONSTERS, a factual series about the history of women in horror that she will write and direct, and the horror feature, BODY COUNT. She’s also written several drama and thriller MOWs including LIST OF A LIFETIME, which was nominated for a Critics’ Choice Award and Hollywood Critics’ Association Award for Best Made for Television Movie. Jessica has worked in the development room for the CBC show STRAYS; co-wrote and co-executive produced the feature documentary, TRUE STORY, for the History Channel; has written on FAMILY FIRST, a sitcom in development with Eagle Vision